Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09)
Category: Music
Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.
What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually.
Journalist: Hello, Noel?
NG: Hello.
Jnlst: Shall we begin?
NG: Vamos!
Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened?
NG: ?? 'Scuse me?
Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?
NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?
Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?
HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?
We continue...
NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?
Jnlst: As you wish.
NG: Ok. Fire at will.
Jnlst: Sorry?
NG: Never mind, just get on with it!
Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock?
Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless...
NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?
Jnlst: Of course.
SEX TURKEY!
NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?
Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?
NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up.
Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!
NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.
In a bit.
GD.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (23/02/09)
Spent the day in bed yesterday nursing a bad head. For some reason I watched MTV’s European Top 10. Fuck me, it was painful. Leona Lewis doing Snow Patrol? Ouch! Kings Of Leon doing U2? Ouch! The Killers doing fancy dress? Ouch! Lady Gaga? (I may be showing my age here but who’s Lady Gaga?). It made my teeth hurt! MY TEETH!!
That interview with The Sunday Times fella was great. He was good fun. Not often you can say that about a journalist.
Still in Venice. Leaving shortly. I genuinely have no idea where I’m going. Are we staying in Italy? I hope so. These kids make for amazing gigs.
Wonder how “the shoes” are getting on? I’ll find out soon enough.
In a bit.
GD.
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LOVE NOEL, he's fucking funny !
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